1. The best way to know when your asparagus is done is when you’re bored and don’t want to wait to eat it.
2. Breast cancer is a made of suck disease that attacks one of my very favourite organs of ladies.
3. Albert Einstien was a Physicist. Not a quotation…
How about a kiss, Saumensch?
He stood waist-deep in the water for a few moments longer before climbing out and handing her the book. His pants clung to him, and he did not stop walking. In truth, I think he was afraid. Rudy Steiner was scared of the book thief’s kiss. He must have longed for it so much. He must have loved her so incredibly hard. So hard that he would never ask for her lips again and would go to his grave without them.
u may have killed my favorite character but u will never kill my spirit. or my love for them. or my ability to talk about them for an irritatingly long amount of time
OMG IT’S LIKE IT PHYSICALLY HURTS HIM TO NOT BE HUMBLE AND MODEST AND AN ALL OUT GENTLEMAN LIKE “SHIT I JUST CALLED MYSELF HANDSOME OMG TOM HIDDLESTON IS GONNA BE PISSED”
meanwhile, somewhere in England
still the best post.